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1. What would you call a sub-genre of Metal music inspired by The Never-Ending Story?

Fal-core

2. Who would win an arm wrestling match, someone on a vegan diet or someone on a seafood diet?

The seafood guy wins. He has more mussels.

3. What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No eye deerā€¦.

4. Why do women stand with their hands on their hips?

They don't have pockets.

5. Told my wife she shouldnā€™t use the hard ā€œRā€ sound. Itā€™s more socially acceptable to use ā€œAā€ instead

She said, whatever ā€œAā€-tard

6. Why do ponys make terrible magicians?

Its because they only know one trick.

7. A Drummer has two daughters. What does he name them?

Anna~1, Anna-2 ..,

8. My brother prefers taking escalators, I prefer taking elevators

I guess we were raised differently

9. Police found conclusive evidence our local philanthropist was deceased...

It was a dead giveaway.

10. What do you say to a naughty bee?

Bee hive

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