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Show me your moves! Yo mama so fat, she needed a manual for Wii fit Yo mama so ugly, she breaks every mirror nearby Yo mama so smelly, squidward cut his nose off when he met her Yo mama so fat……………… XBOX LIIIIIIVE

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1. Yesterday I had a date

and then I ate a few more this morning, very delicious

2. Yesterday I had a date

And then I ate a few more this morning, very delicious

3. My mother's sister never told anyone that she has a third arm.

She is a mute aunt.

4. Daughter: Dad, can I eat breakfast?

As part of this subreddit, I can't believe she asked me that

5. What do you get hanging from banana trees?

Sore arms.

6. If anyone knows anybody who can repair hinges

My door is always open.

7. What is the best kind of plant?

Bezos faceplant.

8. Someone stole my antidepressants.

Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy

9. What is a notaries favorite type of seating?

Assigned seats. Pretty sure that this is the first time I have heard this in the wild.

10. What did the doctor prescribe the Greek guy to help with his snake problem?

Antihisstamines

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