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Yo mama so loose, when she spreads her legs, she asks for exact fare.

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1. Did you hear about the team that created the world's strongest suction cup?

I don't know how they pulled it off.

2. Scientists are cloning John Lennon.

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons? Imagine all the people.

3. It was a big mistake, challenging death to a pillow fight

I wasn't prepared for the reaper cushions.

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A Chef-rolet.

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7. A tanker carrying red paint was involved in a collision with a tanker carrying blue paint in the Mediterranean Sea

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8. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

Grandpa

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