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It says I have too many windows open

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1. Yo mama is so fat, when I played as her Super Smash Brothers Ultimate character, my Nintendo Switch gained weight.

2. Yo mama is so fat, it takes the entire world’s population to be around her playing Ring Around The Rosie .

3. Yo mama is so old, I gave her a copy of the Bible for her birthday and she responded “Wow, thanks, you found my almanac!”.

4. Yo mama is so fat, when she finished ordering at a fast food eatery, she emptied out the entire place.

5. Yo mama is so fat, she carries her fast food in a wheelbarrow.

6. Yo mama is so ugly, her personal pronouns are “It/That”.

7. What is the most popular cocktail in Iran?

A Bloody Mariam

8. Why is dark humor unpopular

Cuz it's dark

9. What is Mathew Perry's favorite band?

Drowning Pool.

10. Why does everyone think Americans dont use the metric system?

I heard they use 9 millimeters a lot in schools.

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