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Yo mama is so fat, it takes the entire world’s population to be around her playing Ring Around The Rosie .

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1. At the check-out, the librarian informed me that I had a book that was outstanding.

I was like “thanks, I can’t wait!”

2. What is the difference between a cow and a crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years.

3. How does a black woman know she is pregnant?

When she takes her tampon out all the cotton has been picked.

4. You have to admit that despite having Parkinson's

Michael J Fox is still among Hollywood`s movers and shakers

5. When asking his followers to find him another wife, what did Joseph Smith ask them to do?

Bringam Young

6. It’s Good Friday; thousands are outside the Vatican waiting.

Has Dave come out yet?

7. I named my cat Dwayne Johnson

I just tell everyone I have a pet Rock

8. I'm so stroked to be part of an amateur autopsy club.

Tomorrow is open Mike night.

9. How did I know my girlfriend thought I was invading her privacy?

She wrote about it in her diary

10. What do you call a van full of white dudes waiting outside of Home Depot?

An ICE dispenser.

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