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Yo mama is so old, I gave her a copy of the Bible for her birthday and she responded “Wow, thanks, you found my almanac!”.

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I came home with two dog whistles and a mime.

2. I fell down the stairs wearing my new slippers.

I guess they work.

3. What do you call a group of finely blended holiday floats and displays?

Pureed parade

4. What do you call a laundromat for pigs?

Hogwash

5. Did you know all bees come from Tahiti?

Yeah, they’re Pollen-eatin.

6. What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack?

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The Who? I’d call that a bargain… the best I ever had!

8. Which US state is respectfully trying to understand the motive of a Chinese dynasty?

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9. Which US state is surprised to see you and continues to act perplexed?

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