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1. Just read my homeowners insurance policy

Apparently if someone were to break-in during the night and steal my blankets I wouldn't be covered.

2. Chaperones are the real heroes.

They have supervision.

3. What website to old men go to for a date?...

...Carbon dating.com

4. What's big and gray, has two sharp things sticking out of its head, and has a trunk?

A rhinoceros on a long sea voyage.

5. The spanish teacher droped his books.

It was because of hispanic.

6. What is gray, has 16 wheels, and would kill you if it fell from a tree?

An elephant on roller skates.

7. I went to a dinner at the Apathy Convention

They only gave us a knife and a spoon… No forks were given.

8. When students were asked to showcase their talent - Priscilla sang, John played a guitar...but What did Ann do?

Andrew.

9. I have a fear of speed bumps.

I am getting over it slowly.

10. What's the motto of a gay Marine?

"Never leave a man's behind."

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