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Yo mama so dumb, she tried to use whiteout on her computer screen.

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1. Do you know what type of math birds like best?

Owlgebra!

2. Do you know which tree is the math teacher’s favorite?

Geometry!

3. There was once a talking sheepdog. He ran up to the farmer and said “All 70 sheep are in the pen.”

The farmer said, “But I only counted 67!” The sheepdog said “Yeah, but I rounded them up!”

4. What’s the best way to get a math tutor?

An add!

5. A teacher asked her student “Why are you doing math on the floor?”

The student answered, “You told us not to use any tables!”

6. The minus sign was talking to the positive sign.

The minus sign asked, “Are you sure I make a difference?” and the other sign said “I’m positive!”

7. Why did the girl always wear glasses when doing math?

It improved her division!

8. If you’re cold, go to the corner of the room.

It’s 90 degrees there!

9. Did you hear what the 0 said to the 8?

Nice belt!

10. Do you know the trick for making time fly?

Throw a clock out a window!

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