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1. Woke up this morning to find ...

an erection in my sleep pants. But don't worry....I beat it single handed.

2. What do drums and people have in common?

They both make a noise if you hit them with a stick

3. What is a drone bee's favourite Michael Jackson song?

Beat it

4. Decisions, decisions Plastic surgeons can now give you a second penis.

. I'm tempted but I'm worried it might make me a bit two cocky.....

5. I’m 6’3”

Short jokes are beneath me.

6. I asked my dad to tell me a decision he regretted.

I must have stumped him because he just kept staring at me.

7. What do you call a two dollar chicken?

Buck buck. 🙂

8. What do mermaids use to wash their hair?

Tide

9. Most departments had a door that required a PIN to enter

The department of redundancy department, on the other hand, requires a PIN number.

10. I'll never forget the last thing my grandmother said to me

"I don't think you're supposed to unplug that."

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