Yo Mama so fat, she took her passport photo with Google Earth

…she irons her bras while she’s wearing them.

It was wrong on so many levels

Hey there, folks! As many of you are aware (and have raised concerns about), there's lately been a worrying rise in the amount of spam, the number of bots, and the presence of low-quality content. This hasn't been limited to /r/Jokes, but since we're a text-based subreddit, it has been more evident here than elsewhere. We've also seen a lot more in the way of karma-farming, with most of that happening in comments. You probably know how it goes: Someone posts a joke, and as it climbs toward the front page, a bunch of barely relevant garbage starts to appear in the thread. Half of the time, said garbage reads like something that ChatGPT would drool out after trying to gargle a sock full of magnets. The other half of the time, it's typo-ridden gibberish or low-effort clutter (like "this" or "lol") coming from accounts with dropshipping links in their profiles. Either way, it disrupts the conversation and makes the subreddit less enjoyable for real, earnest users. In order to combat this, we've added a new rule: **[Comments must be original and contributory](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/wiki/index#wiki_rule_8.3A_comments_must_be_original_and_contributory.).** We encourage you to read the rule in full, but put simply, comments offered in /r/Jokes must be written by the people submitting them, and they must be intended to entertain, inform, educate, inspire, or enquire. Did a joke remind you of a story from your childhood? Share it with us! Has someone accidentally written "who's" when they meant "whose"? Provide them with a friendly lesson! Is an account trying to promote an "AI-enabled" or "NFT-based" "investment opportunity"? *Downvote it to the darkest depths of Tartarus and report that filth!* Ahem. You get the idea: The vast, *vast* majority of well-meaning users are unlikely to be affected by this, but we wanted to have some public-facing information available. Also, even though we'll be implementing some new systems behind the scenes, we'll still be relying on your reports... so if you see something that shouldn't be here, use that "report" button! We'll leave you with this: **How many bots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?** >!None... but they can hallucinate how to screw it up.!<

Enjoy some pin the tail on the airplane, twin tower margaritas etc

Because calling him daddy would blow his cover.

In fact, I M LI VI D.

(I was in girl's washroom)

I don’t eat sausage but I love fish