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What kind of device would you find at jail?

A cellphone

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1. I’m glad McDonalds doesn’t serve hotdogs

I don’t think I could order a McWeiner with a straight face.

2. I was once abducted by a group of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to me.

3. What do you call a one-legged ex-pornstar named Linda?

Linda.

4. Why did the editor go to prison?

So he could become a corrections officer.

5. Not sure if this counts, but I hope you all like it, anyway

Step one: Make metal molds to look like Rick Astley Step two: Make bread dough Step three: pour the dough into the molds. Step four: bake it Step five: Rick rolls

6. How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

I’m better than you.

7. What do you call a one-legged ex-pornstar named Linda?

Linda.

8. Disclaimer: This is a joke; that’s all. How do you fix a woman’s watch?

You don’t, there’s a clock on the stove

9. What’s black, white, and red and can’t turn around in a hallway?

A Nun with a spear through her head

10. You know why they named the game of golf “golf”?

Because they needed a name and all the other four letter words were taken.

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