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avatar AaliyahNoor 2 year.ago

Why did the tomato panic?

He had to ketchup (catch up) on his work!

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1. When I was was younger, I first heard about Princess Diana dying all over the radio…

…and the dashboard and the windshield.

2. What do you call an orphan who is kidnapped?

A suprise adoption

3. What’s the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

Well a rooster clucks defiance….

4. Yo mama so fat...

When she died, SHE BROKE THE SUPER BOWL!!! YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

5. Why do women love sitting on jews

Their nose is like a built in dildo

6. Give me the most darkest jokes you guys have

7. Yomama so fat the cops went to check her perimeter in 1947 and they ain't returned.

8. Yo mama so STUPID John Kraemer just had to put her in a closet for her escape room 🤦‍♂️

9. Your mom’s so stupid her favorite color is a dark shade of invisible.

10. Yo Mama So Fat!

Yo, moma, so fat she played as Jabba the Huts’s stunt double. Yo, momma, so fat when she falls, she leaks gravy. Yo, momma, about a Ten piece and two biscuits with extra gravity. Fat Yo, momma, so fat that her scale says”To be continued”.3

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