How do mountains hear so well?

All thanks to mountaineers.

Looking for a natural mood booster? Science agrees: laughter truly is medicine for the soul! Whether you need a quick pick-me-up, an icebreaker for awkward moments, or just want to spread joy, corny jokes are your secret weapon.

In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. Heard about the funny guy who talked to used condoms on stage?

He was a Cum-medium.

2. Yo mama so loose, when she spreads her legs, she asks for exact fare.

3. My computer keeps alerting me it’s too cold

It says I have too many windows open

4. Yo mama so fat, she don't count 1,2,3,4. She counts 1,2,3, fork.

Hahahaha just randomly off the dome lmk if you've ever heard it

5. What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

6. What did the kinder surprise chocolate say to the guy from Alabama who was having the chocolate for the first time ?

Surprise motherfucker !

7. I’m attracted to miners is that bad or good liking men who work underground and stuff

8. Why did the diabetic cannibal not eat the little girl?

She's made of sugar and spice.

9. What's a Parkinson's disease victim's least favorite song

Taylor Swift - Shake it off

10. A bicycle clown and his girlfriend go to the abortion clinic...

The doctor takes one look at the clown and says to his girlfriend, "I'll terminate this mistake for free, before it ruins your life... But the abortion will cost ya $200."

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