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Parallel lines have so much in common

It’s a shame they’ll never meet

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1. I walked into a joke store and asked “do you guys sell jokes?”

And they said No we're not a real shop.

2. I walked into a joke shop and asked “do you guys sell jokes?”

And they said No we're not a real a shop.

3. I’ve been breeding racing deer

Just trying to make a quick buck

4. Why do they call them apartments...

When they're all stuck together?

5. How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 or 2. 1 or 2.

6. I know a business that markets social engagements.

It's a company.

7. A cartography shop opened in what had previously been a top brothel, and kept the old marquee

"Come in and get the lay of the land"

8. I heard they made a Hindenburg-scented perfume

It's called "Eau de Humanitie"

9. After a few weeks of trying, my wife just told me she’s pregnant.

She has the worst stutter ever.

10. What do you call a Spanish dude whose job is to hold onto funds until two sides deal successfully?

Pablo Escrowbar

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