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How do antique dealers greet each other?

"Hey, so what's old with you?"

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1. I painted my laptop black so it would run faster.

But now it just doesn’t work.

2. Should I marry the man who makes pancakes or the one who writes poetry?

I guess it's for batter or for verse

3. Why did the rhino quit college?

It was a hippo campus.

4. How is Winnie the Pooh like a hobbit?

They both have bear feet.

5. The onion couldn't hear the song

So he asked the potato to turnip the volume!

6. The onion couldn't hear the song

So he asked the potato to turnip the volume!

7. What do you call a Japanese karate master who’s father suffers from diarrhea

A Slap Happy Jappy with a Crap happy pappy

8. Did you hear the joke about writing on sleeping people’s faces?

It’s making headlines everywhere.

9. Yo mama so nasty

(Now for the actual joke) Yo daddy so nasty, when the doctor asked him for a sperm sample, he farted into the cup.

10. Why did the computer have no space?

It took too many bytes!

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