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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!

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1. What do older people turn into when they're bitten by Dracula?

Grampires.

2. A teacher asked her student students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.

“My dad grows beans”, said the first student. “My mom cooks beans”, send the second student. The third student said, “We are all human beans”.

3. What did the yoga instructor say to her landlord while being evicted?

Namaste

4. I got stuck

I got stuck in a coffee shop… The cask of a macchiato

5. And the lord said unto John, "come forth and you shall have eternal life"

But John came fifth and so he won a toaster

6. This will be first year that we did not fly to vacation in the Carribean due to sickness in the family.

All the years before we did not go because of lack of money.

7. I had to breakup with a girl who kept making fun out of me for being colourblind ..

It was a huge grey flag for me !

8. Yo mama so stupid she's the reason entry-level jobs demand minimum years of experience.

9. Yo mama so hot when she played Genshin Impact she became the Pyro archon.

10. Yo mama so stupid she thought salmon was a Digimon.

As well as any common noun that ends with -mon.

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