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If your toddler loves vehicles, their spirit animal is a crow

You will often hear them calling “CAWR! CAWR!”

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1. Yo mama so old, she has a great recipe for wooly mammoth steaks

2. Dad jokes should always be kid-friendly

Last time I told one, three little goats laughed so hard they fell off a bridge

3. Original one from my 8 yr old boy

What’s a frog’s favorite band - The Beatles

4. Original joke from my 8 yr old boy

If there was a soccer game between humans and bugs, the humans would crush it.

5. When does a dad joke become nsfw?

When it’s “bring your kid to work day”

6. Why couldn't the ant crawl under the door?

Because it was wearing high-heels

7. Have you heard about the constipated mathematician

He worked it out with a pencil

8. What was the philosopher Beluga's greatest question?

Do I have free whale?

9. A paint company made a yellow-orange pigment using composted butcher scraps.

The result wasn’t what they were hoping for… it was *meaty ochre.*

10. I asked my daughter, “What’s a Mountain Dew?”

She answered, “As far as I know, it just sits there.”

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