Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Luxodad 18 day.agoThree salesmen from rival insurance companies are bragging about their company's speed at settling life insurance claims. The first said, "When one of our clients died, his widow had her cheque within three days." "Three days!" the second scoffed. "When one of ours died, we were at the hospital to hand his widow a cheque as soon as the doctor pronounced him dead." The third one smiled and said, "So slow. Our offices are on the fifteenth floor of a building. One of our clients jumped off the fiftieth floor. As he was passing out floor, we handed him his cheque."
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She had so many fans that she didn’t need it.
It was a Stone Cold Stutter.
Don’t worry. We’ve all bean there.
They eat a well-balanced diet
Yo Mama So Fat, when she got baptized there was a tsunami...
Hinduism on the other hand, they never had any beef!
Stargrazing
He notices Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on the rooftop of a luxurious hotel suite, so he thinks to himself; "Hmm, if I can fly faster than the speed of light, I can probably have sex with her and she won't even know what happened!" He swoops down to where she is, does the deed, then flies away with a big smile. Startled, Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?" "I don't know but my ass hurts," replied The Invisible Man.
Watch where your going you prick
Now I'm worried shitless.
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