Because he stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog.
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The suspension is killing me
She's drop dead gorgeous, has great style and I just cut a deadly silent one.
Big fan.
His name was Paul McCarthy!
They're both full of naan scents.
Now they’re taking me to cork!
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He asked for "calcetines", the cashier said "sorry I don't speak Spanish". She showed him their range of t-shirts, he said "no, calcetines". She showed him their range of pants, growing more frustrated he said "no, calcetines". Finally she showed him their range of socks, at which he exclaimed "¡Eso si que es!". She replied "why didn't you just tell me you knew how to spell it?"
They axolotl questions.
It's an autobiography
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