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Why did the agnostic man with dyslexia fall asleep on the job?

Because he stayed up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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The suspension is killing me

2. I should just hurry out of the elevator and not bother flirting with this woman i'm alone here with

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3. I really like wind turbines

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4. Did you hear about that Beatle that despised communists?

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5. How is a Scientology seminar similar to an Indian bakery?

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