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Why don't other animals date snakes?

They always come with a hisstory.

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Me: "Aight, I'll grab this end, you get the other"

3. My son asked me if it was okay if he ate the rest of our creamed pastries.

I told him I donut care.

4. How do Mexican gangs apply their tattoos?

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