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What do you call someone who studies luxury train cars?

A pullman-ologist

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1. I asked a waitress for a quickie today...

Turns out that's not how to say *quiche* and boy oh boy was I left with egg on my face!

2. Why was the boy talking on the phone lying down?

To avoid dropping the call

3. Being 18 is weird.

You're old enough to go to war, but still young enough to get yelled at for leaving an empty cereal box in the pantry. Freedom has never tasted so... passive-aggressive.

4. What does a pirate 🏴‍☠️ look for in a woman?

A big chest and lots of booty!

5. A teacher asked a student, "What was the assignment?"

The student replied, "Write an essay in 1000 words." The teacher asked, "Then why did you just draw a painting?" The student answered, "Because a painting is worth a thousand words."

6. Studies found that 1 in 20 people affected by Alzheimer's lose the ability to identify people,

says WHO.

7. Rick Astley will lend you any movie from his collection...

But he is never gonna give you "Up"

8. What do Christians and mice have in common?

They both love Cheeses. (Credit: Instagram— @chrissyfresca)

9. How long does it take to reheat fish in the microwave?

Tuna half minutes.

10. What bolt thread will be your friend?

M8 (mate)

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