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What did the aqueous vapor say to the attractive aqueous liquid?

*Water* you doing later?

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1. Yo mama so ugly Rick Astly gave her up, let her down, run around and deserted her

2. I don’t understand how cars drive in 2D video games.

They all have flat tires.

3. Not my favourite dictator

I loved Fidel Castro. He's not my favourite Hispanic dictator though. I'm more of a Francophile.

4. Yo mama so stupid she went caving.

5. Why was there a tool in the work shop no one would use?

It was a band saw.

6. I was looking up at my ceiling. It’s not the best.

But it’s up there.

7. Did you hear about the dad joke that sold for a thousand bucks?

It was a granddad joke

8. What gives you butterflies regardless of how many times you do it?

Raising caterpillars of course!

9. My telescope crashed into my microscope

Now I have a Kaleidoscope!!!!

10. What do you call a retired miner?

Doug.

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