Because even though segregation has been brought back, selling Africans wasn't part of the deal to have the choice?
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What can I say? I'm very cocksure!
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Nuntendo, the sisters love it because it’s habit forming.
The One Without The Rubber (eraser)
I just randomly say Get Over Here! and she's hooked!
Because he always got lost at “C”
Me: Verbally, but I've also prepared a dance.
He was clearly cherry picking
. He calls the waiter over, whose name is Yervaise, and says 'I want that squid there', pointing at a little green squid with a hairy moustache on its top lip. Yervaise says, 'but that's my favourite, I don't want to kill it, it's so mild and friendly'. But the customer is insistent, so Yervaise goes over to the tank, pulls out the squid and lays it on the worktop. He raises a knife and is about to chop it up, but he can't. Yervaise goes back to the customer, and says he can't kill it, but the customer still insists that he wants to eat it. Yervaise has an idea, and says 'OK, I'll go and get Hans, our dishwasher, he's a tough guy, he'll be able to kill it'. He goes and gets Hans, and Hans takes the knife and is about to chop the squid up, when it looks up. Hans sees its mild little face and its hairy lip and he can't kill it either, so they both go and tell the customer that they're really sorry and he can't eat it. The moral of the story?... .. Hans that does dishes is as soft as Yervaise with mild green hairy lip squid.
He keeps yelling Mao.
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