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My great grandfather invented the cold air balloon

It never really took off

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Dark humor is 15 body's in one dumpster, morbid humor is one body in 15 dumpsters

2. What’s the difference between sand and vaginal discharge?

You can’t gargle sand.

3. Why did the man go to the yoghurt museum?

To get a little culture.

4. What does garlic do when it gets hot?

It takes its cloves off.

5. What did the Mama cow say to the calf?

It's whey pasture bedtime.

6. Yo Mama is so classless

That she could be a Marxist Utopia.

7. Yo Mama is so stupid that when I told her I was going to take her on a date to the local zoo, she showed up with a Pokédex.

8. Where do sheep go for a haircut?

The baa-baas.

9. Yo mama so fat

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