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What can you kick in the refrigerator with your bare feet?

Whatever a Toe may toe.

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1. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos!

2. What do older dogs and Pangea have in common?

They lose continence

3. If weed was legalized in Jesus’ time, Easter could have been different

He wouldn’t have been crucified, instead we would be celebrating him getting stoned.

4. I’ve been texting my Mexican friend the word “mucho” every day for 5 years

It means a lot to him

5. Who married a hamburger?

Patty did.

6. Vegan US Platoon in Vietnam

A vegan US platoon in Vietnam could only safely eat canned beans during their deployment. What matching tattoo did they get? “Rippin’ Farts and Breaking Hearts”

7. People are complaining about iPhones being more expensive due to tariffs on lithium ion batteries

But don't worry, they'll be free of charge

8. I went cow tipping the other day.

They appreciated the extra cash.

9. Which car brand is suitable for driving underwater?

Scubaru

10. Easter 2025

Unfortunately when emerging from his tomb this year, Jesus saw his shadow... 6 more weeks of lent.

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