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Did you hear Mrs. Claus got Santa a new refrigerator for Christmas?

His face lights up every time he opens it…..

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1. Why are bosses like diapers?

Because they’re always on your ass and full of shit

2. What vegetable is always served burnt?

Chard

3. How do you make number one disappear ?

You add a "g" and its gone

4. My friends and family were worried that I was not in contact on my trip into the Grand Canyon.

I told them that I was in a deep depression.

5. An old Japanese gardener asked me what I knew about bonsai trees.

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6. What do you call a godly Scotsman?

Angus Dei

7. A package was delivered to a blonde's front porch.

The package said "do not bend". Three days later the blonde is still trying to figure out how to pick up the package.

8. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

The flags a big plus

9. I quit my job at the helium factory.

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10. What came first, the chick or the chicken?

Chick definitely comes first in chicken.

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