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1. Now is the best time of the year to play on a trampoline.

It’s springtime!

2. Adolf Hitler is at a restaurant in 1938

He’s asked by the waiter what he will have to eat, to which Hitler replies: “To start off, I’ll have the Saarland, and for the main course I’ll have Austria.” The waiter takes his order and leaves. Later, once Hitler’s all done, the waiter returns and asks, “what will you have for dessert?” And Hitler just says, “No dessert, just the Czech.”

3. I keep seeing these posters in Berkeley organizing protests against job losses.

Who is Al and why is he taking everyone’s jobs? They don’t even say his last name.

4. Need to get in shape

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered, my chalk outline would be a circle.

5. Baby changing

Restroom Baby changing stations are a hoax. Parents keep coming out with the same baby they went in with.

6. The last time i had a good blowjob was from a native American chick I met a while ago. The last time before that was with her mother.

I guess you can call that "Oral Tradition"

7. Why does Snow White look unhappy after she met the dwarves?

Cause she’s fucking Grumpy.

8. Where do mobile phones live?

In mobile homes

9. Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke

He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn't he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

10. Shortest joke

Policeman enters the bookstore. Salesman: - is it raining?

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