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What did one tectonic plate say when they bumped into another?

Sorry! My Fault……..

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1. Implants

I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine. Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

2. Someone stole all the A, E, I, O and U tiles from my friend's Scrabble game.

The police say my friend was disem-voweled. 😔

3. Some denim pants were mistakenly in my laundry

I don’t know exactly whose they are, but I think they’re Jean’s.

4. I found a secret part of the internet that only has content about dogs

It’s the Bark Web

5. Whatkind of car does an elk drive?

An Elk Amino. Got my wife with this one today. I'll see myself out.

6. Why do women love a grumpy Australian?

Because they give a good tongue lashing down under!

7. My 8 year old’s joke. Why did the train go toot toot?

Because it needed to go to the bathroom.

8. It’s been established that gunpowder was developed by Chinese scientists of the 2nd great imperial dynasty, 206 BC- 220 AD. This proves that

HAN SHOT FIRST! (Happy StarWars Day everybody)

9. Which days are the strongest?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

10. I was walking down the street the other day and a guy just came right up to me shouting ‘water hole, water hole…’

I didn’t understand what he was getting at but I’m sure he meant well.

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