Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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In this curated list, we’ve compiled the best dad-approved one-liners, groan-worthy puns, and cheeky quips guaranteed to deliver belly laughs. Share these crowd-pleasing jokes at work, family dinners, or parties—no prescription needed!
It only takes one nail to hang a picture.
As the host was introducing him to some guests one of them came up close and says, "I'm glad to meet you doctor. I've been having a problem with this tooth and need advice" while waggling a loose tooth close to the dentist's face. The host quickly leads the guest away making an excuse for the dentist. Later, he comes back apologising profusely for his I'll mannered guest. "That's alright," the dentist replies, "but sometimes I thank God I'm not a proctologist."
...as Scousers tell people they're going to have an Easter Egg Hunt this weekend.
*FORE*fathers!
“Because he ain’t got no body.”
A gaba-ghoul.
Turn off the light!
When it turns into a corner Thank you very much
It had more sense.
The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breasts." The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yards. straight up the fairway. The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis." The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway...about 15 ft. "That was great," the pro says. "Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!"
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